Archive for November, 2005

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Buy Rummy a dictionary

I'm watching Rumsfeld's briefing on C-SPAN before bed, because I like heartburn. The lies, denials, and sidesteps are fun enough, but then there's just the plain dumbness. A reporter noticed that he has eschewed the term “insurgents” and asked him why he no longer dignifies the enemy with that label. He said […]

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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

Pit bullshit

Here in Atlanta, we have a lot of pit bull/American Staffordshire terrier type dogs for some reason. I have my theories about those reasons, and I have my own personal database of anecdotal evidence from living near the park, but I'm not about to touch that with a 40 foot pole. Suffice it […]

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Saturday, November 26th, 2005

Holidays are for humiliation

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I may be 31 and unmarried, but at least I gave my parents a grand-dog, providing endless opportunities for buying toys and goofy apparel. Ho ho ho! Take our picture and get this shit off of us!

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Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Not funny ha-ha, funny queer

What do you get when neocons try to act cool with the yout's?
Barf.
Totally makes me want to skateboard in Baghdad.

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