Archive for February, 2006
Friday, February 17th, 2006
Jew gotta be kidding me
I don’t know what was more surprising last night: what an awesome reggae show a white Hasidic Jew can put on (holy beat-box action, Batman!), or how many Abercrombie-clad trustifarian hicks came out to see him in Atlanta.
In any case, you should check out Matisyahu.
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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
Parsnippity
Yesterday I spun round and round the organic greens at Whole Foods a few times before I finally wheeled my little basket-carrying minicart up to a large, unhappy looking gentleman in an apron and swallowed my pride.
“Hi, uh… Ha ha. I need a…parsnip? Except, I have no idea what a parsnip is.”
It’s really […]
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Saturday, February 11th, 2006
Protected: Nice conversation
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Friday, February 10th, 2006
Lookout, it's a policy!
To keep up my theme of “Shove it up your butthole Mary Matalin,” I present yet another Real Actual Policy that Republicans like to stick their fingers in their ears and la-la-la ignore.
Within the last week, the Defense Department completed its Quadrennial Defense Review, which combines the worst of politics and turf battles. It theoretically […]
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Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
Well thank God!
I’m so glad “Brian Jackson” has solved my Valentine’s Day quandary.
RE: HI !.. Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:55:53 +0200 sh@shelbinator.com Do You have enough pwoer to provide your patrner high quality S-EX on St.Valentine day? Get a MOONSTER pwoer, nothing can bring your ererction down! Show your partner the PWOER of your LOEV and she […]
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Monday, February 6th, 2006
Not funny ha-ha, fun— actually yes, FUNNY
One protester, among those who set the consulate on fire in Beirut, was encircled by flames and died after jumping from the third floor.
Ha, ha, ha. File that one under holy irony.
