How long before Faux News starts calling them “homicide hangers?”

The suicides of three detainees at the US base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, amount to acts of war, the US military says. … The men were found unresponsive and not breathing by guards on Saturday morning, said officials. … They hanged themselves with clothing and bed sheets, camp commander Rear Adm Harry Harris said. … “I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us,” [said Rear Adm. Harry Harris, GITMO camp commander].

Heavens to betsy, they’ve finally found our weakness. If the liberal media lets it get out that we have no defenses against Middle Easterners hanging themselves — and you know they will, because every MSM outlet but Faux News is a terrorist sympathizer — by God we’ll be up to our eyeballs (or even higher, depending on the noose) in swinging, dead jihadists. And then where will we be?

Wait a second. Hmm.

Anyway, this is just another example for those who don’t understand why the left of us are starting to look like children clapping our hands to our ears and chanting “LA LA LA LA LA I DON’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA.” When the people who ostensibly “represent” us in the War on Terror continue to speak in such outrageous distortions, do we have any reason to believe they are ever going to speak the truth about diddly squat? If this is their new “act of war,” how are we supposed to interpret things like “this is not domestic spying?” Methinks the phrase the Admiral was looking for was “act of murder.” Perpetrator: GITMO.

I suppose I shouldn’t expect anything better from a guy whose parents hated him enough to call him Harry Harris, but he’s really casting a shadow on the Navy my grandfather and uncles served so proudly, just like the one his whole farce of a prison camp is casting on this nation.

Hat tip to Tamara.