Thu 13 Jul 2006
Definitely a can-nection
Posted by shelbinator under Culture, Geekery, Random, Religion
Excerpt from a real live conversation last night. But like with pictures ‘n’ stuff:
“I’ve got the High Life in the fridge.”
“Oh, high class.”
“Hey now, it’s the champagne of beers™. And I like the fancy gold can.”
“See, just like the Golden Dome.”
“Yeah, that’s it, it reminds me of those glory days under the Dome.”
“And it’s even got the girl on top, just like Mary on the Dome.”
“There’s a girl on the can?”
“Yeah, the girl on the moon on the High Life can, c’mon.”
“Wow, good memory. Say… Wait a minute, wasn’t there something in Revelation about a woman on a moon, with a crown of stars?”
“You know, I think there was.”
A great sign appeared in the sky, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars.
“How many stars have we got here…. Five around the girl. And seven on either side. I totally see twelve in that.” Twelve stars, twelve ounces, your guess is as good as mine.
“You could be onto something.”
“I’m telling you, we’ve got a serious DaVinci Code situation going on here. Miller’s in on something. They’re trying to tell us something.”
“And you’ve got the crescent moon there, a symbol of Islam.”
“YEAH, and the background behind the moon? Totally green. More Islam. And yet the poor buggers can’t even drink this stuff.”
“It’s too bad the stars aren’t six pointed or we’d have the whole trifecta.”
Then another sign appeared in the sky; it was a huge red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and on its heads were seven diadems. Its tail swept away a third of the stars in the sky and hurled them down to the earth. Then the dragon stood before the woman about to give birth, to devour her child when she gave birth.
Oh come on, tell me the Miller Logo doesn’t hint at the dragon:
And they say Catholic school makes you crazy. Really I think it just makes you a drunk.
