I can tell, because I’m a stalker, that some of you have a pattern where you get into work, check the blogs and, disappointed that there’s no new distraction for you, check again around lunchtime and/or again before you head home. I’m really not all that reliable, am I?

I can tell you, because I’m a loser, that I have a pattern where I get up, check my email and, distracted because my research is so disappointing, check it again before lunch, during lunch, after lunch, pretty much every minute of the day, but the last thing I find is a new comment from the peanut gallery.

You know, if someone keeps inviting you to their parties, you might occasionally bring at least a six pack or a bottle of wine, right? Jeez, ya cheapskates. Pfffft.