I am the worst dogboyfriend in the world. Because I am a retard and have my iCal set up to show Monday as the first day of the week, I mistakenly thought my dog owning anniversary/Sarah’s arbitrarily declared second birthday was today instead of yesterday, until it was too late to take her out for beers. Well, beer for me, water for her. Blast.

Here’s to you, Boober. You’re the best. Even though you seem to have made me totally queer.
Sarah's anniversary movie