Wow, coffee? Yeah, you really only get one crack at making it. No matter how tired you are nor how badly you need just a little somethin’ somethin’ to get you through a dull morning teleconference, if you’re out of coffee, you’re out of coffee. Don’t start tryin’ to be Jesus and breathing life into yesterday’s wet grounds to stimulate the countless masses. That coffee be dead. It gave you all it got. It is no more. Now you’re just clouding up water and looking really, really pathetic.