Then secure your place at the front of the cast-iron one-way rollercoaster by sending out some truly tasteless cards this holiday season!

So you’ve already gotten what you want for Christmas — a new Congress! — but why not remind your pagan, baby-eating, terrorist-loving, border-opening, marriage-undermining friends why true checks and balances are important with one of Don Rumsfeld’s holiday cards?

Abu Ghraib ChristmasAbu Ghraib Hanukkah

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