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Sun 24 Dec 2006

Why I’m a bachelor

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15 Responses to “ Why I’m a bachelor ”

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  1. bluedragonflye says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:12 am

    Uhhhhhh … Because somehow having a woman inevitably leads to shrieking children? I’m not sure I follow.

  2. shelbinator says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 3:30 am

    Well you of all people should be familiar with the uterinely-obsessed :-P
    One thing leads to another, you know, why tempt fate?

  3. bluedragonflye says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    It’s called a ticking biological clock. Hormonal.

    Some women never hear the ticks. Women your age, you know, if it’s not ticking yet it just might never start.

    But hey, if that’s your excuse for giving up on dating, go for it. ;)

  4. shelbinator says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Who said anything about giving up on dating???

  5. bluedragonflye says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    So, are you planning on becoming a one-hit wonder? :)

  6. shelbinator says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Yes, yes that’s it exactly, thanks. Do you have any non-extreme alternatives? Jeez.

  7. bluedragonflye says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    Cassanova? Don Juan? Unibomber? Huh? What?

    Yeah, ok. Just teasin’. That’s what you get.

  8. dana says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    what is all this one hit wonder talk?
    am i missing something?
    enlighten me.
    please.

  9. shelbinator says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    Pay no attention to the Minnesotan women, they come extra crazypants’d. I think she was just leaping to the conclusion that a confirmed bachelor who did not swear off dating altogether could only be capable of one date per woman or something. Got me. Now everyone can goddamn stop talking about my dating habits already.

  10. Kate says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    You know, “confirmed bachelor” meant homo back in the day.

  11. bluedragonflye says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 11:32 am

    Hey Mr. Crabby McDramaqueen, you brought it up.

    Also, what did I ever do to you? And how am I representative of more than one woman exactly, Minnesotan or otherwise?

  12. Kate says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  13. Kate says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    I mean, some of my best friends are gay.

  14. Stephanie says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    Um. No one wants kids.

  15. Stephanie says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    No one wants notification of followup comments either.


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