Pay no attention to the Minnesotan women, they come extra crazypants’d. I think she was just leaping to the conclusion that a confirmed bachelor who did not swear off dating altogether could only be capable of one date per woman or something. Got me. Now everyone can goddamn stop talking about my dating habits already.
December 26th, 2006 at 12:12 am
Uhhhhhh … Because somehow having a woman inevitably leads to shrieking children? I’m not sure I follow.
December 26th, 2006 at 3:30 am
Well you of all people should be familiar with the uterinely-obsessed :-P
One thing leads to another, you know, why tempt fate?
December 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
It’s called a ticking biological clock. Hormonal.
Some women never hear the ticks. Women your age, you know, if it’s not ticking yet it just might never start.
But hey, if that’s your excuse for giving up on dating, go for it. ;)
December 26th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Who said anything about giving up on dating???
December 26th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
So, are you planning on becoming a one-hit wonder? :)
December 26th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Yes, yes that’s it exactly, thanks. Do you have any non-extreme alternatives? Jeez.
December 26th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Cassanova? Don Juan? Unibomber? Huh? What?
Yeah, ok. Just teasin’. That’s what you get.
December 26th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
what is all this one hit wonder talk?
am i missing something?
enlighten me.
please.
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Pay no attention to the Minnesotan women, they come extra crazypants’d. I think she was just leaping to the conclusion that a confirmed bachelor who did not swear off dating altogether could only be capable of one date per woman or something. Got me. Now everyone can goddamn stop talking about my dating habits already.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:20 am
You know, “confirmed bachelor” meant homo back in the day.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Hey Mr. Crabby McDramaqueen, you brought it up.
Also, what did I ever do to you? And how am I representative of more than one woman exactly, Minnesotan or otherwise?
December 27th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
December 27th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
I mean, some of my best friends are gay.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Um. No one wants kids.
December 27th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
No one wants notification of followup comments either.