Archive for February, 2007

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Talking crack

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Talking crack, originally uploaded by shelbinator.

3 Comments » - Posted in Cracktastic, Photo by shelbinator

Monday, February 26th, 2007

It’s not that I’m lazy, Bob

It’s that I just don’t care.
Once upon a time, deadlines motivated me, and the few days leading up to a big presentation would be filled with all-nighters, Cuban coffee, and amazing feats of productivity. Sadly, those days are gone, and as Pratt & Whitney and NASA prepare to visit Atlanta and wreak unholy wrath […]

1 Comment » - Posted in Cracktastic by shelbinator

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Take the baby dinosaurs, duh!

Everything you ever needed to learn about the defensibility of creationism in a fun-filled video with Kent Hovind:
During that time [before the Flood], everything lived over 900 years. Now, reptiles never stop growing. It’s a simple biological fact, reptiles grow all their life. Now what would happen to a reptile if you put […]

1 Comment » - Posted in File this by shelbinator

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Maher on Biden: don’t knock the guy who gets Iraq because of one-second brainfart

There’s more to being smart than just not misspeaking. The world is a complicated place. … Which is why for this next election, we need to pick the smartest candidate, not the dullest one who simply never had a verbal gaffe and said a wrong word or phrase.
A couple of weeks ago, Senator Joe Biden […]

3 Comments » - Posted in File this by shelbinator

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Shelbimemer

These posts in teh internets frequently start off with the tired old disclaimer, I normally don’t do these memes, but…. Why should mine be any different? Stephanie a better writer than I (hey, I’m a better engineer than she, so suck it), half-assedly tagged me to share
ten weird little known facts about yourself. […]

6 Comments » - Posted in Random by shelbinator

Monday, February 19th, 2007

SmarterAss Videocast 1.01

I decided to launch the videocast portion of smarterasses.org, my embryonic political communications 2.0 website, before the website itself was ready for full deployment. I blame Benson, who’s gone ahead and created a Second Life office for YDG complete with free t-shirts and got me sucked into this virtual reality crap in the first […]

3 Comments » - Posted in Netroots, Video by shelbinator

Friday, February 16th, 2007

I came. I saw. I teleported.

Some of you managed to figure out the magical metaphor about how nonprofit work can make me feel like a cat dragging in small dead animals. It also reveals my very cat-like tendency to piss on things that other people like for no good reason. To wit: Second Life.
A major news service […]

9 Comments » - Posted in Culture, Geekery, Netroots by shelbinator

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Labor, racial equality subversive

Yes, we elect some real yokels in Georgia. Steve Davis is a racist, anti-family jackass who is afraid of exposing his perfect white children to such issues as families living in poverty and racial equality. Makes me want to hit him with a stick every time he refers to God.
It is called Family Day […]

No Comments » - Posted in File this by shelbinator

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Isn’t that “cute”

Interesting and Fun-to-Know Fact About Me #47: I spent the first two decades of my life almost exclusively going by the nickname “Chip.” Surprisingly enough, I still have people who I consider pretty good friends look around my apartment and suddenly blurt out, “Who the hell is ‘Chip’ and why do you have a […]

24 Comments » - Posted in Homelife, Nostalgia, Politics by shelbinator

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Bush hopes they don’t come back from Iraq

As he sends more children to get shot up and broken by bombs in Iraq, he plans on spending less on their medical care should any of them return. BUT we have to keep the tax cuts for the wealthy, so….
Vets face more health care cuts
The Bush administration’s budget assumes cuts to funding for […]

No Comments » - Posted in File this by shelbinator