Everything you ever needed to learn about the defensibility of creationism in a fun-filled video with Kent Hovind:

During that time [before the Flood], everything lived over 900 years. Now, reptiles never stop growing. It’s a simple biological fact, reptiles grow all their life. Now what would happen to a reptile if you put him in the garden of Eden and let him live to 900 years old? You’d have a big lizard, a really big lizard. So “dinosaurs” were giant reptiles that lived with Adam and Eve before the Flood; they did not live millions of years ago. They were pre-flood, not pre-historic.

Now Noah was 600 years old when he built that boat, I bet he was smart enough to figure out, you don’t have to bring the biggest ones you can find: bring two babies. Just be sure to get a pink one and a blue one, that’ll be important later.

It’s seriously hard to stop watching, like Anna Nicole Smith.



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