Archive for March, 2007
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
Fair warning
Just so those of you with judgment issues in the dog rescue department can plan ahead: when I’m President of the United States, the first thing on my agenda will be to outlaw Pomeranians.
I have never experienced such a disturbance of the peace from such a small package till that psychotic little runt […]
6 Comments » - Posted in Random, Rant by shelbinator
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
It’s not that I’m lazy, Bob - part deux
[It’s that they just don’t care.]
If you were at my home for dinner and you said you’d like a veggie burger, I would prepare it for you in the following manner:
1) microwave frozen veggie patty on microwave-safe plate
2) slap thawed veggie patty on cold bun fresh out of fridge
3) throw so-called veggie burger at your […]
2 Comments » - Posted in Politics by shelbinator
Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
Now THAT’S a good night of drinking!
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Now THAT’S a good night of drinking!, originally uploaded by shelbinator.
UPDATE: There’s nothing Happy about Sweetwater’s Ending. It’s got the distinct aroma of old, wet gym shirt, and that might explain the extra bitterness […]
