Or, In which I try not to Bidenize the use of the phrase “just one example” and really, truly, seriously make this the last post about Twitter, for realz, or at least for the next two months or until it becomes politically useful, whichever comes first.

Let’s just stake out a few new members of the lexicon.

twitterbitionism, n., 1. distributing by SMS or instant message notice of activities that many states prohibit performance of which in public. 2. freqent sharing of twitter much information or Twee-M-I.

twitterbation, n., 1. enhancement of sexual arousal through publicizing the Doing of It via Twitter.

Damnit, you two, you’ve been on this thing less than one afternoon and you’ve already made me feel twicky. Now, see, if you’d'a hurried up and joined, oh, ten days ago, we could’ve given Phil Kloer something really good to write about.

And yes, the headline is accurate, officially as of now.

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