No, not like a potato, although that might be a fun anti-diet: nothing but potato products all day long. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll get right on that, but in the meantime,

I’m going to the debate on Monday.

Yes, somehow CNN fell for it decided I was “legit” and issued me some press credentials for Monday’s “historic” YouTube-inspired debate (hey, if the questions come from some loonies, why can’t the coverage, too?), and I’ll be backstage with my various recording devices and no clue what I’m doing. Now, I have to say, y’all were pretty weak on the suggestions for more creative YouTubery, but maybe the stakes are finally high enough to elicit some quality feedback. So:

If you were in the Spin Room after the next Democratic debate, and maybe took a Demerol for your back, and probably hadn’t slept in a while, what candidate would you approach, and what would you ask them?