I wonder if “working in Bunger-Henry” is a disqualifying precondition for health insurance.

So there’s this new box out on the wall in the lobby of my building. I hadn’t noticed it before, but on the way to the water fountain this evening my eye was caught by its bright colorful LCD goodness. And its blinkity-blinkness. Hey, neato, what’s that?

Oh, it’s the new TGMS. Duh.

The what? The Toxic Gas Monitoring System. You know, for kids!

The TGMS has this nice pretty picture of my POS building from the outside, with various icons superimposed on it for what I assume are the monitor readings on the different floors.

Now, the good news is that it’s perfectly safe to breathe on the fourth floor. The bad news is I have no idea what blinking amber icons mean.

I guess that’s better than flashing red with beeps and stuff, but like, damn.



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