This may sound like more sour grapes, but hey, it’s my blog — and I consider new media my party so I’ll cry if I want to.

At SoCon’s, Press Club Panels and Journo3G’s we new media rabble-rousers urge the journalism giants to evolve and adapt and make use of the wealth of information available in social networks online. So why are some of us so quick to criticize them for missteps and bad internet fashion? Because we’re dicks, that’s why!

Corporate giant CBS takes another step online today with the official launch of MobLogic, an online daily videocast about, um, news-ish. I say news-ish because as the hostess herself — Lindsay Campbell formerly of Wallstrip, where a good lookin’ babe and edgy edits brings sex appeal to business news — says, “I’m not a journalist. I’m coming at this like you: I read the news, I read blogs, and I wanna talk about the things that are going on around me in the world.”

Oh, good, you’re coming at this like me. Just what the internet needs: more of us. (Although truth be told, she does it much better, but c’mon, when you’ve got a real actress and a major corporate media studio backing you up, it’s hardly a fair contest.)

Why must I be so sarcastic? Because there’s something terribly artificial about such a “just like you” online “news” videocast whose host is “not a journalist” when it’s coming from a massive mainstream media outlet like CBS and a professional actress. Lindsay even uses the image of the Death Star to illustrate her affiliation.

I know, I know, I smell the irony in such criticism coming from someone who’s working on a corporate-giant-hipster-invasion news project that has a distinctly inorganic flavor to it as well, but c’mon, that’s always been MTV’s milieu.

Maybe I’m speaking out of turn here, but I think when we netizens urge the MSM to be more receptive and adaptive to online information networks, we’re not suggesting they completely reinvent themselves and bring us super-hip blog recaps on video podcasts with young babes (and whatever you’d call Itay). We want to see the same kind of solid [giving them the benefit of the doubt in some cases] news reporting, but to see it take advantage of new sources of information and methods of sorting and analyzing it that technology has made available. Learn from us, don’t try to be us, jeez.

In any event, this venture may be successful as hell. It’s already got the key ingredient as suggested by two of Lindsay’s man-on-the-street interviews (many of which, oddly enough, took place in front of other media giants’ buildings):

“Um, hot girls?” “Um, I don’t know…hot girls.”

Hot girl: check. Content: let’s wait and see. But the first part is a good start.