Ever look for your sunglasses when they’re sitting on your head?
Sometimes Pork Chop does that with his elephant.
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Date night selfie
Date nights are a critical yet often overlooked element to surviving parenthood. Thank God for having a nice place like Osteria Marzano hiding in a suburban office park that feels more park than office on a nice night.
Eiffel Tower
Well that’s what he called it anyway.
None shall pass
His kung fu is strong. As is his fondness for digging in mulch.
Beer bread
A half-gallon’s worth of chocolate stout is now apple muffins for breakfast. It’s the circle of life. Except I don’t know what the rest of the circle is.